The potato was a scary creature. No one knew why it was so weird, because it was just a potato. The potato was kept in the zoo, with a zoo keeper always on watch. This was because he had a habit of ruining people’s lives when someone wasn’t watching. Maybe you have heard of the potato case, where one day, an unassuming zoo keeper to his eyes off the potato for a mere second, which was more than anyone had attempted. In 5 seconds, the zoo keeper got calls from his girlfriend breaking up with him, his house burning down, millions of dollars in unpaid loans that would be the reason he went to jail, and his boss coming to fire him. Because of this, the potato got transferred to a level five security zoo in Arizona, where 5 zoo keepers at a time had to watch him so that that wouldn’t happen again.